American carmaker, Ford recently launched their new campaign BFT Rules with a :60 short featuring two officers out to protect the Ford Brand. In the first webisode they harass a man leaving a local coffee shop with two cups of Starbucksesque frapp’s. After forcing the frustrated man to spill out the cups the skit closes by showcasing the BFT rule #6: No Fancy Coffee.

Curious to know if the other 9 rules are just as cheesy? See below for a list of what Ford owners typically do not support…

No Roller Luggage, No Scooters, No Puny Dogs, No Meat Substitutes, No Liquid Wrench, No Fanny Packs, No Cutesy Cell Phone Rings, No Manicures and No Hair Products