It looks like Scion is at it again.  First stickers, then magnets, then scratch offs and now Barf Bags.  Looks like the purpose of these bags are to prevent “hyperventilation due to the exciting new design of the 2008 xB.”   

At first I was confused since the double sided bag facing the front of the ad was labeled “Barf Bag” so I just assumed that Scion was preparing me for a really high price tag or an ugly design BUT it turns out once you flip it over the bag is re-labed as “Hyperventilation Bag”.  Immediately after realizing that I was so excited I almost puked. 

Anyway, if you are wondering what the actual car looks like imagine a baby VW Golf swallowing a giant box.