ZzzZz Zeno Zit Zapper

Zeno, a sleek new thermal treatment acne device hit the market fall of 2006 featuring three models, all of which mimic the look and feel of the Motorola Razr without the annoying sound of some mp3 ring tones. The acne device sells online and prices range from $150 – 200. The Zeno claims to work by applying sustained heat therapy on pimples to destroy the bacteria that causes common acne in turn reducing healing time.
Zeno’s latest press release indicates that creator, Tyrell, recently donated $15,000 of proceeds from the pink model to Breast Cancer SPORE (Specialized Programs of Research Excellence) at M. D. Anderson Cancer Center (Texas University - - Zeno’s hometown).
I would have purchased my very own Zeno but my infomercial budget for the year was used up on the Magic Bullet. Nonetheless, spokesperson Miss Alaska 2006 gave a testimonial admitting to bringing her handy dandy Zeno to “camping and fishing trips”. What better to do while fishing than pop zits?